Odds & Ends

Random quotes from the greatest friends in the world.

Friday, March 12, 2004

JAS: FAFSA, acronym for Fuck you in the Ass so Fucking long, you don't want to Start Anything new

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Things that make you go hmmm...

Pooky (to Jonathan): You know that you're sexually frustrated if you can peel off your beer label in one piece.
Jonathan: It's only half off...

Posted by: Shangrila / 19:15

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Jonathan, a bear of very peculiar tastes

JDH: I'm stuck.

SMJW: You're stuck? Good heavens. What does that mean?

JDH: Well, I'm sitting in my chair with my feet on my desk, a laptop in my lap, a glass of sherry in one hand, a samosa in the other, and the phone against my ear.

Posted by: Shangrila / 16:58