tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58406452011-07-14T20:33:27.023-04:00Random quotes from the greatest friends in the world. Jinxnoreply@blogger.comBlogger911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1120176454127075922005-06-30T20:06:00.000-04:002005-07-12T19:57:36.220-04:00

Shangrila (to Alexis) : I think you would de-bone anyone who tried to call you poogle.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1107830487308108412005-02-07T21:40:00.000-05:002005-02-07T21:41:27.306-05:00

"Life without hot chocolate is nasty, brutish, and short."

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1100355627357364992004-11-13T09:20:00.000-05:002004-11-13T09:20:27.356-05:00

I mean, really.... 

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1100355554743730772004-11-13T09:19:00.000-05:002004-11-13T09:19:14.743-05:00

Does this need a quote? 

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1096504092586961702004-09-29T20:26:00.000-04:002004-09-29T20:28:12.586-04:00

JDH: I always worry when you stay at work late that we're going to war with Iran.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1094172122012386492004-09-02T20:41:00.000-04:002004-09-02T20:42:02.013-04:00

JDH: I don't like beaches. There are too many old people there who can't figure out how to vote.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1093219555651808962004-08-22T20:04:00.000-04:002004-08-22T20:05:55.650-04:00

AJ: The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse JDH: ? AJ: Amazon's latest recommendations for me JDH: Ah, I thought that was the title of your autobiography...

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1090940792578280912004-07-27T11:05:00.000-04:002004-07-27T11:06:32.580-04:00

"It's like the Great Continental Shelf...most people's napkins catch crumbs, my breasts do."

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1090734532085625802004-07-25T01:43:00.000-04:002004-07-25T01:48:52.086-04:00

Alexis:  My computer is reconsidering its options. Rachel:  Well kudos to it for not settling. Alexis:  Why are all the cute and sweet men gay?!?  I feel like I'm being punished for something I didn't do! Shangrila:  (after playing with the wax dripping off the candle all night...and us ignoring her while she ignores her second martini.  grrr...light weight!)  I'm keeping the flame alive!  I'm

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1089473331201562232004-07-10T11:28:00.000-04:002004-07-10T11:28:51.200-04:00

JDH: "You are known for being straight, forward, and honest ... in bed."

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1087682025391843332004-06-19T17:52:00.000-04:002004-06-19T17:53:45.390-04:00

SMW: Well...I've had enough porn for today.

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1087345472387803032004-06-15T20:22:00.000-04:002004-06-15T20:24:32.386-04:00

JDH: In Handyside's Ideal World, every embassy would have a cafe attached that served cuisine from that country. So I could get goulash from the Hungarian Embassy, dumplings from the Swiss....pot from the Dutch.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1085791612037819722004-05-28T20:42:00.000-04:002004-05-30T12:21:47.160-04:00

SMJW: Oh God! I need it now! STR to KDD: You are the klutz diva! JAS: Coupon in the oven! Coupon in the oven! SO Telling: [Regarding the roach [Fred] in JDH's bathroom] SMJW: Kevin, please kill it! KDD: That's not really my thing.... JAS: Kevin does eat the meat. KDD to SMJW: "If you were a farmhand...." SMJW to STR: What are you talking about? I'm a SCORPIO! We're supposed to die

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1083634064774086082004-05-03T21:27:00.000-04:002004-05-03T21:31:49.903-04:00

RS: alexis, do you ever want to have a man sleep in that bed with you again? not that i am advocating decorating your apartment according the possible whims of a future lover, but that will seriously scare many people away AJ: um AJ: the thought has occurred to me RS: okay, just wanting to make sure it was out there

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1081719430352821072004-04-11T17:37:00.000-04:002004-04-11T17:41:20.700-04:00

JDH: No cats on the bed! Elsie! AJ: (sighs) It's new territory, just give her a minute. JDH: Exactly. Virgin territory.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1081568212769075542004-04-09T23:36:00.000-04:002004-04-09T23:40:42.950-04:00

Elsie would have confused Darwin.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1081208820715233402004-04-05T19:47:00.000-04:002004-04-05T19:50:45.093-04:00

(attempting to distract Shangrila): "Look! There's Neiman Marcus!" (pondering): "Do they have Cheesecake Factory in Hell? Because if so, we could all eat there." (expert opinion): "In my experience, fivesomes don't work out so well."

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1081034838279245152004-04-03T18:27:00.000-05:002004-04-03T18:31:00.060-05:00

KevDumo2: how quasi-illegal? KevDumo2: and how quasi-jealous should i be? trickortreat89: mmm... less quasi, more illegal KevDumo2: :-) trickortreat89: and again, less quasi, more jealous trickortreat89: :-D KevDumo2: you're going to finally break the final barrier, then? KevDumo2: necrophilia? KevDumo2: got your shovel?

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1080439556362598972004-03-27T21:05:00.000-05:002004-03-27T21:09:28.860-05:00

SMW: We are at war! There is no room for fatigue!!!! AJ (pausing) : I think I'm vaguely intimidated.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1079134469649722572004-03-12T18:34:00.000-05:002004-03-12T18:37:41.186-05:00

JAS: FAFSA, acronym for Fuck you in the Ass so Fucking long, you don't want to Start Anything new

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1079050557661637602004-03-11T19:15:00.000-05:002004-03-11T19:19:07.983-05:00

Pooky (to Jonathan): You know that you're sexually frustrated if you can peel off your beer label in one piece. Jonathan: It's only half off...

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1078955883831670652004-03-10T16:58:00.000-05:002004-03-10T17:01:46.420-05:00

JDH: I'm stuck. SMJW: You're stuck? Good heavens. What does that mean? JDH: Well, I'm sitting in my chair with my feet on my desk, a laptop in my lap, a glass of sherry in one hand, a samosa in the other, and the phone against my ear.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1078716893925524212004-03-07T22:34:00.000-05:002004-03-07T22:37:58.700-05:00

AJ: So did you pleasure yourself? JDH: I thought you had already gone to bed.... (Referring to, of course, Cadbury's chocolate.)

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1078201246651893622004-03-01T23:20:00.000-05:002004-03-01T23:23:43.403-05:00

on behalf of us all (admittedly late): happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday, dear ke-vin happy birthday to you! ai-ai-ai! hehehe we love you!

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1077809006635498372004-02-26T10:23:00.000-05:002004-02-26T10:26:17.106-05:00

Jen: I guess I'll have to go topless....

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1077420769262454372004-02-21T22:29:00.000-05:002004-02-21T22:35:33.450-05:00

KNS: The analytical process goes so much more smoothly when one is tossed... (said while writing a paper while drinking mojitos) ******** SMW: ...Pookie's down in Texas now/let my dante go... (sung to the tune of "Let My People Go")

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1077391171206575942004-02-21T14:19:00.000-05:002004-02-21T14:22:15.093-05:00

Machiavelli10: But I'm sure not even the cold, black heart of Jonathan D. Handyside, Esq. could stand but be melted upon seeing little Dashka... Anastasia326: I think so too Anastasia326: as the cold, black heart of J.D. Handyside Anastasia326: is neither cold nor black nor not so much heart as essence of expresso...

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1077317252095496162004-02-20T17:47:00.000-05:002004-02-21T14:15:40.700-05:00

(Paraphrased) There's really only one profession in which you could claim business-related tax deductions for the depreciation in the price of a bed.... **** And later conversation with flatmate: JDH: (I have a reputation for my wild and crazy Friday night adventures...) AJ: indeed JDH: (Well, in the heady days of my youth, at least...) JDH: (I always say, if you're going to have a youth, the

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1077194184111985302004-02-19T07:36:00.000-05:002004-02-19T07:39:04.640-05:00

Since it was a slooooow night at work last night, I got through many of the magazines. March's issue of In Style has a parasol! (Although that magazine is rarely considered practical since it thinks that a $200 t-shirt is a steal....)

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1076370287398407532004-02-09T18:44:00.000-05:002004-02-09T21:08:21.826-05:00

SMW: I'm looking for a parasol for spring....Why does everyone laugh when I say that? Parasols are eminently practical! SMW: Never use a hot glue gun to build a spaghetti suspension bridge.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1075506505907651002004-01-30T18:48:00.000-05:002004-01-30T18:50:39.326-05:00

AJ: How many times did you go to Starbucks? JDH: I only went to Starbucks once today. :pause: AJ: And how many times did you go to Sirius? JDH: Only once, but I had a drip coffee instead of an espresso. :mumble mumble: And I only went to Foster Brothers once.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1075076908513782182004-01-25T19:28:00.000-05:002004-01-25T19:30:35.513-05:00

AJ: My cat is nibbling on my ear. JDH: At least somebody is. ***** JDH: I had a yearning for something hot and easy....

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074891481889984662004-01-23T15:58:00.000-05:002004-01-23T16:09:50.920-05:00

Anastasia326: If I were to go by emails, I'd marry Jonathan FoxtrotXR: ditto FoxtrotXR: and you second Anastasia326: SECOND?! FoxtrotXR: justin would far, far down the list FoxtrotXR: well FoxtrotXR: he is male Anastasia326: SECOND?!? FoxtrotXR: unless we lived in massachusetts FoxtrotXR: in which case you would undoubtedly be first

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074824459141721232004-01-22T21:20:00.000-05:002004-01-22T21:23:02.123-05:00

Where were we? Me liking being under you?

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074612670078430972004-01-20T10:31:00.000-05:002004-01-20T10:33:09.560-05:00

SMW: You're a bit high strung this morning. JAS: Am I? It's hard to tell. Everything's so colorful.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074400780892733912004-01-17T23:39:00.000-05:002004-01-19T15:36:22.310-05:00

JDH: Question, Query: Does Sam kiss Frodo in the fourth movie?...What do you mean there's no fourth movie? STR: (Wearing the "one ring" from Trivial Pursuit -- LoTR edition): Did anyone see us? I was wearing the ring... JDH: This is serious! We're at war with the Germans! JDH: Where is my erstwhile partner? JAS: Getting a drink of water. JDH: From the toilet? JDH: We're drunk (

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074363041546548732004-01-17T13:10:00.000-05:002004-01-17T13:13:55.686-05:00

Is there a way to overcome my lust for sex? http://christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-f017.html

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074359503038143472004-01-17T12:11:00.000-05:002004-01-17T12:13:38.780-05:00

JH: Is it wrong that I have a series of imaginary secretaries...? JH: Well, we'll leave that one for my hypothetical therapist

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1074352286521461742004-01-17T10:11:00.000-05:002004-01-17T11:17:43.280-05:00

AJ: my heart flutters! SW: you're so easy to please SW: I love that about you SW: not high maintenance like the boys AJ: hehehe AJ: we do know some high-maintenance boys SW: we certainly do AJ: i think it's directly related to how effeminate they are ***** SW: recently, I've noticed that the word "Republican" engenders in me the same reaction as "disease-ridden whore' SW: well, to be perfectly

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1073533539215559912004-01-07T22:45:00.000-05:002004-01-07T22:45:58.810-05:00

JDH: Any question starting with, "Do you know if the Sultan of Oman....", I'm likely to answer "No."

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1073449409943267312004-01-06T23:23:00.000-05:002004-01-06T23:36:41.050-05:00

SW: I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad girl AJ: drinking again, are we? SW: no, but it's a little intoxicating SW: you know how Res2004.8 promised to peg my shoe collection growth rate at a steady 19.3% SW: weeeeeeeelllll AJ: who? did what? SW: call me George Bush and brand me a traitor to the conservative vision SW: I just bought a lot of shoes SW: curse online shopping! ***** AJ: george just sent me the v.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1071270230006251712003-12-12T18:03:00.000-05:002003-12-12T18:04:03.076-05:00

(To Shang) Oh yeah?!?! Dictionary.com motherfucker! ....Wow, I guarantee those words have never been uttered before.

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1070328952253092962003-12-01T20:35:00.000-05:002003-12-01T20:36:34.876-05:00

Krista: My grandmother thinks I was a gay French man in a past life. Shang: White bread with mayonnaise is my favorite! (Hint: For context, the above must be translated by a witness to the statement.) Pookie: Doesn't everyone wear pantyhose under their jeans? Sean: "This reminds me of a beer I had while staying at a motel along the Mad River after my car blew up...."

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1070127139365942492003-11-29T12:32:00.000-05:002003-11-29T12:32:28.646-05:00

What are the foreign policy implications of an upset Thanksgiving platter? The destabilisation of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece.

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069609405765495822003-11-23T12:43:00.000-05:002003-11-23T12:43:33.256-05:00

Machiavelli10: My presence was required at a very important hockey game at ESPNZone... Anastasia326: oh good lord Machiavelli10: As leader of the Canadian gang in DC, I had to make sure we defended our territory. The Salvadorans and Ricans might have vast swathes of Southeast, but the Canucks have a tenacious hold on NW hockey bars...

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069526021005142092003-11-22T13:33:00.000-05:002003-11-22T15:29:19.876-05:00

Machiavelli10 (1:25:03 PM): I wonder what sort of guest speakers I could chat with in my dreams... I have a few questions to ask Mr. Justice Holmes... Machiavelli10 (1:28:42 PM): I once dreamt that I was being attacked by an army of Cyrillic letters... Foxtrotxr (1:29:09 PM): and how did you fare? Machiavelli10 (1:29:26 PM): I don't remember... Machiavelli10 (1:29:42 PM): But I stopped studying

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069427994185525992003-11-21T10:19:00.000-05:002003-11-21T10:20:01.423-05:00

JS: I think I should go on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. SW: Why? You have me. JS: Yeah, but they give you tips and stuff. It's like teaching a man to fish... SW: Here's a tip -- don't wear your sweater backwards and inside out. JS (looking down): Oh right. I'll go change.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069359271549080722003-11-20T15:14:00.000-05:002003-11-20T20:13:42.386-05:00

Although this was deleted under the stringent anonymity policy on NF's blog, I would like to post it here for the edification of all. Words are weighty things, my friends. Don't use them if you don't know what they mean (unless you want to sound like a pompous lackwit). Hi, It's me again. I have absented myself from the majority of this inanity, but I can't bear to see words misused. The

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069332688914466632003-11-20T07:51:00.000-05:002003-11-20T07:51:35.456-05:00

Didn't Austin just write in his blog yesterday about how ridiculous, needless, and empty the institution of marriage is? Whatever has snatched away so many of his beloved Jess's brain cells must have started munching on his own. Well I suppose their is nothing so romantic as CBWS (read: couples brain wasting syndrome).

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1069208763114047732003-11-18T21:26:00.000-05:002003-11-18T21:26:09.636-05:00

From Austin's Source code: "I want to marry Jess. I have no doubt that she would make me a happier husband than any other woman I will ever meet. I am completely in love with her and will work every day from now until I die to secure and maintain her love in return." Awww, isn't that sweet? Oh wait, his girlfriend's name is Michelle...

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1068957954937298022003-11-15T23:45:00.000-05:002003-11-15T23:46:00.456-05:00

Sorry, this is not a quote, but seriously...FUCK BU! Kevin, you know what I'm talking about. Sheesh...I'm going to piss on that school's grave someday.

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1068774703053238892003-11-13T20:51:00.000-05:002003-11-13T20:51:47.973-05:00

And on a different level, so did I...:) Sadly... KevDumo2: (it's funny how, after 23 years wandering the desert, two weeks seems like an eternity....) Anastasia326: :-) Anastasia326: I actually do remember what that feels like Anastasia326: so I will spare you a little smidgen of my sympathy Film at 11...

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1068492262671408542003-11-10T14:24:00.000-05:002003-11-10T14:24:27.150-05:00

Here's a rap battle response to Austin's...he'll delete it and I wanted to know if I should even bother posting it and/or would like to receive comments to make it better. Uh uh uh ahem hrrrrm blookkity blah (spit) Like a real rapper might suggest, go clear your throat. This hemmin’ and hawin’ makes you sound like a goat. 1,2,3,4…you must have aced second grade. Ok, we get it! You can count AND

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1068265010347412072003-11-07T23:16:00.000-05:002003-11-07T23:19:30.043-05:00

"Oh shit," he said to himself, cigarette dangling loosely on his lips, as the church clock chimed in the distance. He glanced at his watch. "4:00am." "Fuck," he repeated, walkling slowly down the road to his room, the breeze playing lightly with his long, black leather coat. "Since when did my life become a gay stereotype so predictable it could have been ripped off the I-Mac of any Hollywood

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1068075754394545562003-11-05T18:42:00.000-05:002003-11-05T18:42:37.420-05:00

krista: i let my mind wander. it felt nice, even if i was afraid it wouldn't come home... alexis: mine's terminally lost, it makes life amusing :-) krista: mine has a tendency to disappear for long periods, only to send me postcards from random places like stockholm and mozambique alexis: are you sure that's not kevin messing with your head? krista: well, i think my mind took it into its head

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067915485794963292003-11-03T22:11:00.000-05:002003-11-03T22:11:28.800-05:00

LTC Young: Alexis, what military strategy would you employ against the Iraqis? Alexis: I would....bomb them?

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067724365265555712003-11-01T17:06:00.000-05:002003-11-01T17:06:07.730-05:00

On watching E!: Jonathan: "There is something refreshing about completely mindless television...." Jonathan: "We should exile the Olsen twins to some country we don't like...North Korea?" Alexis: "We're not getting along with France these days." Jonathan: "Perfect."

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067549196900345512003-10-30T16:26:00.000-05:002003-10-30T16:26:38.643-05:00

sigh... kevin's moved on to bigger and better looking (italian) pastures... go Kevin!! hehehe

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067188408996114202003-10-26T12:13:00.000-05:002003-10-26T12:16:19.666-05:00

Anastasia326: Jonathan, sweetheart Anastasia326: Elsie is an advertising icon Anastasia326: sort of like Joe the Camel Anastasia326: or Niles for lattes Machiavelli10: Oh dear, not you too... Machiavelli10: Is the dairy products industry paying you two...? Anastasia326: Apparently, according to Advertising Age, nine out of ten americans recognize her Machiavelli10: STOP IT WITH THE COWS!!! I'M

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-106713720986507032003-10-25T23:00:00.000-04:002003-10-25T23:00:10.620-04:00

Machiavelli10 (4:06:06 PM): I don't mind traversing creeks, but rivers are out of the question...

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067111688184969112003-10-25T15:54:00.000-04:002003-10-25T15:55:44.510-04:00

Jonathan on quitting caffeine I've been dry for more than a day and a half now. (Aside from a minor lapse yesterday after lunch, but an apres-dejeuner cafe is like the patch... Not quite as dangerous as my morning caffe latte or my evening mocha...) Jonathan on divine inspiration Some people look for guidance in life by asking, 'What would Jesus do?' -- I ask, 'What would Winston Randolph

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067100488956714252003-10-25T12:48:00.000-04:002003-10-25T12:48:08.920-04:00

Machiavelli10: On Sundays I work, just like the Lord... Anastasia326: well, be the Hebrew God instead Anastasia326: I've always secretly preferred Yahweh to Jesus Machiavelli10: All right, you've outmanœvered me on my own metaphor... Machiavelli10: But I win anyways because I used a word with "œ" in it... Machiavelli10: As the Danes would say, he who laughs last, laughs lœdest...

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067040028765202842003-10-24T20:00:00.000-04:002003-10-24T20:00:29.223-04:00

I've decided to assign Will & Grace characters to you all: Shangrila -- obviously Karen Walker... Justin -- by default, Stan Walker Kevin -- obviously Jack McFarlane Jonathan -- because I've decided that I don't fit very well in this scheme, I shall either have to be Niles Crane from Frasier, or if we insist that I be a W&G character, by process of elimination, I must be... Rosario.

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067035601357963862003-10-24T18:46:00.000-04:002003-10-24T18:46:39.483-04:00

KevDumo2: ps KevDumo2: i went into a store today to buy some leather gloves KevDumo2: old school 'men's store' in the heart of the city Machiavelli10: A kinky leather store? KevDumo2: hey KevDumo2: :-) KevDumo2: for a brief moment, i thought...."it's like jonanthan exploded in here..." KevDumo2: :-) Machiavelli10: :-) Nice. Sometimes I think I belong back in Albion... KevDumo2: perfidious, tho

Kevinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1067024379822145342003-10-24T15:39:00.000-04:002003-10-24T21:49:03.266-04:00

Jonathan (weary of constant buffeting by the irreverent rabble who call him incessantly on minor matters): Perhaps I should start having my secretary pick up...? Shangrila: Yes, it would be nice if she could stop being imaginary and answer the phone. Jonathan: Don't take away my fantasies. They're all I've got.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066865431249291922003-10-22T19:30:00.000-04:002003-10-22T19:31:13.846-04:00

What I wrote: i do have a siprnet, but it's really hard to get on those (there's only two SIPRNETs, two NIPRNETs, so it's actually easier to get a NIPRNET, believe it or not -- some of the military guys really prefer SIPRNET to JWICS (highside) so they live on those terminals) anyway -- have some really cute stories about cute major :) nothing big, except he's really hot. had lunch with him

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066780440021169942003-10-21T19:54:00.000-04:002003-10-21T19:53:59.483-04:00

Justin: Listen to this question they could ask...how is medicine like the priesthood? Rachel: (pause) You get to grope little boys.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066705467413665672003-10-20T23:04:00.000-04:002003-10-20T23:04:27.586-04:00

Why did it not occur to me until the morning before she goes that I'm sending my cat away?!? I'm sure Alexis will love her, and I still get to see her when I visit... but I'm giving away Elsie! ... sigh... Oh well. I suppose it's like sending your first child off to college. You trust you're sending her away to the right place, but it's still a very sad occasion. I'm mourning a cat. I think I've

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066526555186569052003-10-18T21:22:00.000-04:002003-10-18T21:22:35.076-04:00

Anastasia326 (9:12:47 PM): shhhh Anastasia326 (9:12:52 PM): If we talk in inside voices Anastasia326 (9:12:57 PM): Alexis can't tell we're crazy

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066443552126399422003-10-17T22:19:00.000-04:002003-10-17T22:19:12.073-04:00

Anastasia326 (10:14:34 PM): oh, you have to break Jonathan in Anastasia326 (10:14:40 PM): he's like a leather chair Anastasia326 (10:14:50 PM): when you first get it, it's slippery and stiff Anastasia326 (10:15:18 PM): but eventually, you wear it down to your personal tastes Anastasia326 (10:15:37 PM): so that it's a comfortable old friend and accustomed to your strange desires to poke its side

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066408421198196822003-10-17T12:33:00.000-04:002003-10-17T12:33:40.930-04:00

MasterXi43 (12:12:36 PM): and we could just hit jonathan with a tranquilizer dart so that he wakes up already on a coaster Foxtrotxr (12:13:45 PM): ooh good suggestion MasterXi43 (12:14:08 PM): i haven't heard jonathan shriek for some time now

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066354456976349292003-10-16T21:34:00.000-04:002003-10-16T21:53:35.926-04:00

shangrilecherous -- The characteristic of attracting skanky men. skanky ethnic men, that is. shangrilaw -- the school of jurisprudential thought centered around the belief that "It's only illegal if you get caught;" and, upon getting caught, that "It's okay. My daddy's a lawyer." shangrilifferous -- [not actually a word, but used to confuse hoi polloi]

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1066157716585425082003-10-14T14:55:00.000-04:002003-10-14T14:55:15.960-04:00

Toby: "When Pakistan gets nervous, everyone gets nervous. Why? Because we're all going to die."

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065898433224501602003-10-11T14:53:00.000-04:002003-10-11T14:54:04.356-04:00

Jonathan: I always thought not putting whites and colors in the same load was an old wives' tale....

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065796968643537362003-10-10T10:42:00.000-04:002003-10-10T10:42:48.393-04:00

Shang to Kevin, over the crackling static: I'm the most sane person out of all of you. Why? Because I'm the most in touch with my neuroses.

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065638231212703362003-10-08T14:37:00.000-04:002003-10-08T14:37:10.836-04:00

Austin sent me an IM this morning in reference to a certain someone who we all know quite well: "Rachel, if I ever get the urge to have a heart to heart with an ex again...remind me what a FUCKING PSYCHO she is!"

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065548578849537892003-10-07T13:42:00.000-04:002003-10-07T13:43:53.916-04:00

Spoken while at work Sunday: "I know I'm addicted to books. But it could be worse, it's not like it's heroin or booze or anything. I mean, I can justify being addicted to jews." Hmm...I must have combined "justify" and "booze." That's all. Yep, nothing more than that ;-)

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065280177536884682003-10-04T11:09:00.000-04:002003-10-04T11:09:37.580-04:00

"Hey! [hic] Where did my wine go...?"

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065235286522119542003-10-03T22:41:00.000-04:002003-10-04T01:23:59.290-04:00

Kevin: He now makes pledges play "Cliff, Marry, or Fuck." And marry like in the 50s -- platonic, different beds. Alexis: So you mean like Lauren, Ian McKellan, and Orlando Bloom? Jonathan: Hey, Bitcho....as in Marx. (Groucho and Karl's brother....or love child?) And apparently Sucko, Fucko, and Drunko. Jonathan: This is like playing with the Mafia (referring to our close, wonderful,

Shangrilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065197206152479652003-10-03T12:06:00.000-04:002003-10-03T16:23:04.546-04:00

But if he did, this might have been one of the songs he caught himself singing early one morn'...: "Latte, latte man. I want to be a latte man." (You know, "Macho man" a la Niles Crane)

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065190004661748952003-10-03T10:06:00.000-04:002003-10-03T10:06:44.746-04:00

I think the title of this posting qualifies in and of itself!

Rachelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1065134633199851702003-10-02T18:43:00.000-04:002003-10-03T12:00:45.426-04:00

SIR, The invitation recently extended to me to join this "blog", I have much enjoyed perusing these materials. Two responses have occurred to me (you will understand, I am a Gemini): 1. I feel like a Camusian outsider peering in on a social experiment gone horribly wrong. 2. Surely I've turned a phrase or two in my day worthy of inclusion on this list? Regards, Jonathan "The Forgotten" [

Jonathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064941128863827352003-09-30T12:58:00.000-04:002003-09-30T18:34:29.926-04:00

Jen: Oooh, freshmen boys. Fresh meat! Alexis: Hmm, I prefer my meat well-seasoned.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064874661721490192003-09-29T18:31:00.000-04:002003-09-29T18:31:01.473-04:00

gay, straight, whiter than rice... it's all relative! besides, being black on the inside would explain so much.

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064773135239022262003-09-28T14:18:00.000-04:002003-09-28T14:18:55.116-04:00

I am NOT the whitest white boy!!! To paraphrase Tracy Turnblatt, I may be white, but I'm black on the inside! Hmmm...does quoting tracy turnblatt make me gay also??? questions, questions

Justinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064714247538760992003-09-27T21:57:00.000-04:002003-09-27T23:56:34.490-04:00

Shangrila: "I'm a spiritual whore. I'll take whatever they give me." Alexis: "If only Ian McKellan were 50 years younger and straight.....or just fifty years younger." Shangrila: "Yeah, he could be bi....or drunk enough."

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064608717170628112003-09-26T16:38:00.000-04:002003-09-26T16:38:36.790-04:00

alexis: ... i've always felt like the guys i've dated are too young. krista: for you, yes. you're far too mature for the men in your life. except, perhaps, for the gay ones

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064547628641857812003-09-25T23:40:00.000-04:002003-09-25T23:40:28.300-04:00

krista on mutual friends' reaction to alexis' love interest: "who are any of us to talk? shang is dating the whitest white boy, justin's girlfriend is brown, and kevin... well, he's gay! and look at my boyfriend!"

Kristanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-106443292112201342003-09-24T15:48:00.000-04:002003-09-26T16:32:40.716-04:00

drunken trivial pursuit has got to be the best source for quotes. Phrases heard during the evening: Kevin: "Freaky sex! Kevin: "69!" (and the guy couldn't guess Barbra Streisand???) (taken completely out of context) Alexis: "No, Kevin, from the back....the way you like it." Justin: "I'm buying the Legolas costume and going home with Alexis. Just don't make me go home with Shangrila." ~

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064374046681180462003-09-23T23:27:00.000-04:002003-09-23T23:27:26.513-04:00

ok. quote from one of my favorite people: "the boy should never be more of a drama queen than you. keep in mind for future reference. " ~ Krista, on love advice.

Jinxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840645.post-1064120421908888522003-09-21T01:00:00.000-04:002003-09-24T15:26:57.316-04:00

A new quoteboard!!! Okay, first (inevitably) has to be justin's oh-so-memorable quote, post-TTT one evening: Me: http://www.bayarea.com/mld/cctimes/6416965.htm Justin: i think it's safe to say you have not been nor will you ever be as bad as that Justin: when I say you will never get that bad, I mean we (your friends) will have a thorough intervention before the damage becomes irreversible

Jinxnoreply@blogger.com