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Monday, February 07, 2005
JDH on Political Philosophy
"Life without hot chocolate is nasty, brutish, and short."
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Ah yes, dinner with Shangrila...
"It's like the Great Continental Shelf...most people's napkins catch crumbs, my breasts do."
Sunday, July 25, 2004
I've kidnapped them in Chicago...
Alexis: My computer is reconsidering its options.
Rachel: Well kudos to it for not settling.
Alexis: Why are all the cute and sweet men gay?!? I feel like I'm being punished for something I didn't do!
Shangrila: (after playing with the wax dripping off the candle all night...and us ignoring her while she ignores her second martini. grrr...light weight!) I'm keeping the flame alive! I'm like the Olympic torch bearer!
*So yeah, fine, they all seemed funny at the moment!
Shangrila: We've been to Starbucks four times....Oh my God we're turning into Jonathan!
Rachel: Well kudos to it for not settling.
Alexis: Why are all the cute and sweet men gay?!? I feel like I'm being punished for something I didn't do!
Shangrila: (after playing with the wax dripping off the candle all night...and us ignoring her while she ignores her second martini. grrr...light weight!) I'm keeping the flame alive! I'm like the Olympic torch bearer!
*So yeah, fine, they all seemed funny at the moment!
Shangrila: We've been to Starbucks four times....Oh my God we're turning into Jonathan!
Friday, March 12, 2004
JAS: FAFSA, acronym for Fuck you in the Ass so Fucking long, you don't want to Start Anything new
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Things that make you go hmmm...
Pooky (to Jonathan): You know that you're sexually frustrated if you can peel off your beer label in one piece.
Jonathan: It's only half off...
Jonathan: It's only half off...
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Jonathan, a bear of very peculiar tastes
JDH: I'm stuck.
SMJW: You're stuck? Good heavens. What does that mean?
JDH: Well, I'm sitting in my chair with my feet on my desk, a laptop in my lap, a glass of sherry in one hand, a samosa in the other, and the phone against my ear.
SMJW: You're stuck? Good heavens. What does that mean?
JDH: Well, I'm sitting in my chair with my feet on my desk, a laptop in my lap, a glass of sherry in one hand, a samosa in the other, and the phone against my ear.
Saturday, February 21, 2004
The Essential Jonathan
Machiavelli10: But I'm sure not even the cold, black heart of Jonathan D. Handyside, Esq. could stand but be melted upon seeing little Dashka...
Anastasia326: I think so too
Anastasia326: as the cold, black heart of J.D. Handyside
Anastasia326: is neither cold nor black nor not so much heart as essence of expresso...
Anastasia326: I think so too
Anastasia326: as the cold, black heart of J.D. Handyside
Anastasia326: is neither cold nor black nor not so much heart as essence of expresso...
